My kids never give me shit. Tried a few times.

Yeah, not to your face right now. But behind your back in the immediate future and mentioned at every holiday gathering for years to come.

Lemmee see if I got this straight. You're GIVING a bunch of kids a rolling funhouse? Hmmm...throw in some booze & condoms and whatta U get?...

...Grandpa!

They could walk !...............Uphill both ways!

Well I pretty much Tozzed all the BS my parents unloaded on me and made it up as I went along and I must say, I'm very pleased with the results.

For the crap I put up with when #1 Son was a teenager - he turned out pretty well.

I blew a tire on the freeway today but got off ok and the spacetire on the 1990 300ZX went on and inflated enough to get me to a gas station and put the right amount of air in it.

Chris came over to the house on his way to work - Firestone - got me a couple really good high performance tires on his discount - mounted, balanced and then brought the car back - and took his mom out for lunch.

30+ years - he's learning.

My bro was given my granpa's 57 Lincoln when he turned 16, He and that rollin' smoke wagon were notorious. It was mint condition when he finally sold it a year later to buy his 67 Camaro. He had to have it professionally cleaned to get the Hash smell out of that thing, I remember he "touched up" the black leather stripes with some shoe polish. The old dude that bought it had tan slacks on, his butt had a nice black ladder painted on the back after the test drive. He bought it and drove off. non one said a word, i was 12, i pointed it out to my mom and she quickly shushed me

There are a few "old cars" that I owned that would be nice to still have. Always took care of them when I had them. Most would be worth far beyond the money it would have cost to keep em nice.

And today...I suppose a van is a van. Party on Garth.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic !